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WARNING: this is super bloody

May 3, 2009

so a few weeks ago alicia and i were walking home from work at 3 am. we picked up sandwiches from sunnies and annies and were really looking forward to going home after a long night of dealing with drunk people. then we found this dude. he couldnt talk and was covered in blood. to top it off, some random guy was trying to take him home. we asked him if everything was ok, and he said since he didn’t know if the bloody guy had insurance or not he wasnt going to call 911. so obviously we called 911. the guy that was trying to take him home took off.  it took the paramedics 15 minutes to wrestle bloody dude into the gurney.












at this point he spits on me. the cops that showed up looked at me, rolled their eyes and said “thats why you don’t help people.” really? DONT help people? aren’t you a cop? after a screaming battle about what a horrible person i think he is, he replied “you work on the job for 20 years and see the scum that i do everyday then come talk to me.” i thanked the paramedics profusely, and praised them for their hard work. then i walked home, covered in some dudes blood, took a shower in bleach and ate my emotions.

last week i saw bloody dude in a suit at 9th st espresso. hilarious.

continuing on todays FTW theme, id like to thank whoever it was that stole my wallet and camera out of my purse, the purse i had on my shoulder all night, at lit on friday night. i hope when you get the film developed you like the photos, the photos i took for my final project i have due in one week. i also hope my expired ID, the picture of my parents, and the 30 bucks i had left on my debt card was worth your bad karma.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. elizabeth permalink
    May 4, 2009 2:55 pm

    karma is so going to get those assholes. get em pia, haters don’t know or get shit. why is it that final projects ALWAYS get stolen/lost/ruined 1 week before? in fact, i think it is mandatory. sick pictures though.

  2. shad permalink
    May 5, 2009 9:09 pm

    speaking of blood, we’ll be out there may 15th

  3. May 7, 2009 5:28 pm

    lol @ shad

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