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thanks for lookin out big guy

March 27, 2008

heres a question…if a fat girl falls in the street at 3 the morning in the east village but no one is around does she make a noise? 

 

answer: yep. its the “come rape me” sound of a single pair of heels echoing between the buildings as she runs home, followed by laughter at the fact that there was NO ONE there to witness it. no stranger, no homeless dude, no cabs, nothing. Then she goes home and watches her cat puke. Then listens to john mayer, then eats her emotions.  go wednesday! 

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Stranger Guy permalink
    March 29, 2008 1:33 pm

    best believe i’ll come and hold you down my neighbor

  2. Jordanfuckingbach permalink
    March 31, 2008 10:13 pm

    HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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